Brand X Files: Jason Ellis. Bristol Palin. ‘bill And Ted 3.’

Jason Ellis launching TV show: The skateboarder and MMA fighter (!) will host “Ellismania” on Fuel TV, promising “Full Contact Stupidity.” In case you didn’t get Charlie Sheen tickets. [Ellismania]


Bristol Palin Candie’s controversy: The foundation reportedly paid celebrity spokeswoman Bristol Palin over a cool $260,000 for her work — and spent $35,000 on “actual anti-pregnancy initiatives.” Candie’s response? “We know that Ms. Palin’s work has had a positive effect on teens.” Phew! [Jezebel]

‘Bill and Ted 3′ on the way: Keanu Reeves himself says “the writers are six weeks away from a draft” for a sequel to the classic late ’80s/early ’90s comedies. As the man himself would say: Whoa. [MTV News]

Gadgets for your spring cleaning: We usually spend our spring cleaning throwing stuff out — the better to make room for the new toys we bought to, uh, help us throw stuff out. Here’s eight items that may be of assistance. [Gizmodo]

Ink up your sandwiches: Tattooed chef Michael Voltaggio is likely to open his first restaurant, Ink., in May, but he’s already got plans to launch a sandwich shop before the year’s over. [L.A. Magazine]