Apocalypse

Presumably youve been practicing your cardio, the Double Tap, and wearing your seatbelt in preparation for the inevitable zombie apocalypsehey, those Mayans didnt say HOW the world was gonna end in 2012but we can all breathe a little easier now with the knowledge that the Centers For Disease Control And Prevention also has a plan in place.

Granted, the CDCs suggestions sound a lot like its suggestions for non-zombie events like natural disasters or a flu outbreakstock up on water, food, medication, first aid supplies, etc., and come up with an emergency planalmost as if it were trying to make light of the very real zombie threat to remind people to be prepared for other, un-undead disasters..

Source: http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-cdc-wants-to-prepare-you-for-the-zombie-apocal,56259/