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Penetrating The Secret Society Of Pickup Artists

Penetrating The Secret Society Of Pickup Artists

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Today I headed to the mall in hopes of picking up gold heels, a slinky dress, classy earrings, and a man.A man?� At the mall?� Isn't that what we do in high school?Well, I have submitted to�looking�for a single man wherever I can.� I am�one of many females�asking the dating gods where are all the�good, single men.� Maybe the good ol' TV situation will work.

�Sit at Starbucks and my tall drink of water walks in.� Nope, how about some skater kids, a mom with her three daughters, and a coworker.

Alright, next stop, jazz at a really cute bar with a variety of visitors.� The band was hot and so was the crowd; all ten of us including me, myself, and I.Last chance, a hip nightclub/lounge�in the middle of downtown.� This spot is�known to have plenty of people on the weekends.

It definitely had some cute prospects, but apparently eye contact and a nice smile don't work in this day and age.Ladies tell me what we gotta do? �There are several accomplished, gorgeous, sweet women out here, but where are the men to fulfill our wants and needs?� I'm cold! �I want a secure arm around my waist with a body temperature warmer than mine.

Maybe I should get a pet.� Nope, nope, that won't fulfill�all�my needs.

Yes, this is the age old question.��But I mean fo' real, I want an answer.��Soooo I plan on doing a lil' hunting and gathering.

�My homeboy told me about a book him and a friend of his are reading�called The Game: Penetrating The Secret Society of Pickup Artists by Neil Strauss.� This book is all�about how to pick up women.

�If men can perfect picking up women, I think women have the right to explore the art of picking up men.� I plan on testing different techniques in�picking up men and figure out how to choose the right ones without coming off as loose or flighty.� The goal will be to get a guy to take me out on a traditional date of dinner and conversation.� The trick behind all of this is that it has to be a guy that I actually like.�� I am not allowed to settle.� Why is it important to�conduct this experiment?� There are too many�good women out here in search of something worth our time, but we (myself included) are always WAITING for him to come to us.

So lets turn the tides a bit and try it the other way.� I'll let you know how it goes.

Be sure to stay tuned!
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