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TV Movies: July 12-19MOVIE RATINGS = Poor = Fair = Good = ExcellentG = General audiences PG = Parental Guidance PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens R = Restricted audienceCC = Closed captioned for hearing impairedALPHABETICAL LISTINGA � Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls '95.

Jim Carrey.

A sacred white bat's disappearance begets bloodshed between African tribes and puts the goofy pet sleuth on the case.

(PG-13) (2:00) MTV: Fri.

10 P.M., Sat.

7 P.M.

� Ada '61.

Susan Hayward.

A sharecropper's daughter of dubious repute helps her husband the governor clean up corruption.

(NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon.

5:45 P.M.

(CC) � Adam Had Four Sons '41.

Ingrid Bergman.

A French governess raises a U.S.

widower's sons, then returns to them years later despite one son's wife.

(NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon.

12:30 P.M.

(CC) � The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn '39.

Mickey Rooney.

Mark Twain's boy hero meets a bogus king and duke while rafting the Mississippi with runaway slave Jim.

(G) (1:45) TCM: Fri.

8 A.M.

(CC) � The African Queen '51.

Humphrey Bogart.

An imperious woman makes a gin-soaked boat captain fight Germans in the World War I Congo.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun.

8 P.M.

(CC) � Air America '90.

Mel Gibson.

CIA-funded pilots hit drug traffic while flying supplies for the covert war effort in Laos.

(R) (1:55) ENC: Sun.

12:35 P.M.

(CC) � Air Force One '97.

Harrison Ford.

Demanding the release of a political prisoner, a terrorist and his gang hijack the U.S.

president's plane.

(R) (2:30) TNT: Sun.

5:30 P.M.

(CC) � A/K/A Tommy Chong '05.

Comic Tommy Chong is arrested for manufacturing drug paraphernalia.

(NR) (1:30) SHO: Sun.

12:30 P.M., 4:05 A.M., Sat.

6:30 P.M.

(CC) � Alien '79.

Tom Skerritt.

After answering an SOS, a crew encounters a merciless, horrifying creature aboard a space tanker.

(R) (2:30) WGN: Fri.

8 P.M., Sat.

12:30 A.M.

(CC) � Alien Sex Files 3: Alien Ecstasy '09.

Jenae Alt.

A general and a renegade agent combat an invasion of sex-starved aliens.

(1:30) MAX: Thu.

12:15 A.M.

(CC) � Aliens vs.

Predator: Requiem '07.

Steven Pasquale.

Residents of a Colorado town become caught up in a longstanding war between two deadly alien races.

(R) (1:40) HBO: Mon.

10:30 P.M.

(CC) � Alley Cats Strike! '00.

Tim Reid.

Teen misfits are thrust into the spotlight when their bowling prowess lands them in the midst of an interschool contest.

(1:40) DIS: Fri.

3 A.M.

(CC) � Along Came a Spider '01.

Morgan Freeman.

A detective and a Secret Service agent investigate the abduction of a senator's daughter from a school.

(R) (1:45) TMC: Fri.

9:45 A.M., 8 P.M.

� Amazing Grace '06.

Ioan Gruffudd.

William Wilberforce and his close friend, William Pitt, wage a lengthy battle to abolish slavery in Great Britain.

(PG) (2:00) MAX: Wed.

6 A.M.

(CC) � Ambush Bay '66.

Hugh O'Brian.

Marines have 96 hours to search a Japanese-held island for someone with information Gen.

MacArthur needs.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun.

4 A.M.

� American Gangster '07.

Denzel Washington.

A Harlem mobster combines ingenuity and strict business codes to dominate organized crime, while a veteran cop searches for a way to bring him down.

(R) (2:40) HBO: Tue.

12:30 A.M.

(CC) � America's Sweethearts '01.

Julia Roberts.

A publicist tries to convince the press that the feuding co-stars of a new movie are still in love.

(PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Wed.

1:05 P.M., 8 P.M., Thu.

7:30 A.M.

(CC) � Anger Management '03.

Adam Sandler.

A meek businessman clashes with an aggressive therapist after being ordered to undergo 20 hours of counseling.

(PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat.

6 P.M.

� The Animal '01.

Rob Schneider.

When an inept policeman receives animal organs as transplants, he begins to exhibit traits of the donors.

(PG-13) (1:25) STZ: Mon.

5:50 A.M., Tue.

4 P.M., Sat.

1:05 A.M.

(CC) � Another Cinderella Story '08.

Selena Gomez.

A young man longs to reunite with a beautiful dancer that he met at a masked ball.

(PG) (1:40) DIS: Sun.


� Another Cinderella Story '08.

Selena Gomez.

A young man longs to reunite with a beautiful dancer that he met at a masked ball.

(PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat.

10 P.M.

(CC) � Another Day in Paradise '99.

James Woods.

Drugs and crime bond an aging drug dealer and his maternal girlfriend with a teen junkie and his lover.

(R) (1:45) TMC: Sun.

1:30 A.M.

(CC) � Any Given Sunday '99.

Al Pacino.

A football head coach and an aging quarterback clash with the new, contemporary, money-oriented owner of their team.

(R) (3:30) SPIKE: Sat.

10 P.M.

� Arachnophobia '90.

Jeff Daniels.

A doctor and his wife buy a California farm with termites and a killer spider from Venezuela.

(PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Fri.

6:05 P.M.

(CC) � Arctic Tale '07.

Narrated by Queen Latifah.

A walrus named Seela and a polar bear named Nanu live and grow in the frozen wilderness of the North, but now their world is melting beneath them.

(G) (1:30) SHO: Sun.

7:30 A.M.

(CC) � Arlington Road '99.

Jeff Bridges.

A U.S.

history professor, obsessed with radical groups, thinks his new neighbors may be domestic terrorists.

(R) (2:00) FX: Tue.

8 A.M.

� Atonement '07.

James McAvoy.

A false accusation changes forever the lives of a young teen, her older sister and the latter's innocent lover.

(R) (2:05) MAX: Thu.

4:45 A.M.

(CC) � August Rush '07.

Freddie Highmore.

A boy uses his prodigious musical gifts to find his parents, unaware that they have begun a similar journey to find him.

(PG) (2:00) HBO: Sun.

8:30 A.M., 4:30 P.M.

(CC) � Autumn Hearts: A New Beginning '07.

Gabriel Byrne.

Three people who bonded in a detention camp during World War II reunite decades later.

(NR) (1:40) SHO: Mon.

7:05 A.M., 5:15 P.M.

� Autumn Leaves '56.

Joan Crawford.

A New England spinster marries a younger man who has mental problems and another wife.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue.

7:30 A.M.

(CC) � Awake '07.

Hayden Christensen.

A young man who is undergoing surgery experiences anesthesia awareness, which leaves him alert but paralyzed and unable to warn his doctors.

(R) (1:30) SHO: Mon.

8:30 P.M.

� Away From Her '07.

Julie Christie.

A man becomes confused and angry when his wife, an Alzheimer's patient, seems to prefer the company of another resident at her nursing home.

(PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Thu.

2 P.M.

B � Babe '95.

James Cromwell.

An Australian farmer adopts a piglet that becomes a champion herder of sheep.

Live action/animatronics.

(G) (1:30) HBO: Tue.

9:30 A.M., Sat.

noon (CC) � Babe: Pig in the City '98.

Magda Szubanski.

A farmer's wife and her young porker are detained in a city rooming house with a menagerie.

Live action/animatronics.

(G) (2:00) AMC: Fri.

6 A.M.

(CC) � Baby Face '33.

Barbara Stanwyck.

An out-of-town working girl rises in a New York bank by using her power over men.

(NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun.

7:30 A.M.

(CC) � Baby Mama '08.

Tina Fey.

A battle of wills breaks out when a working-class gal moves in with the high-powered executive who hired her to be a surrogate mother.

(PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Wed.

6:50 P.M.

(CC) � Babylon A.D.


Vin Diesel.

A post-apocalyptic mercenary guards a nun and her young charge, who may be mankind's last hope for survival.

(PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Wed.

3 P.M.

(CC) � Baby's Day Out '94.

Joe Mantegna.

The active 9-month-old son of a rich Chicago couple crawls away from klutzy kidnappers.

(PG) (1:40) MAX: Tue.

8:05 A.M.

(CC) � Bachelor Party '84.

Tom Hanks.

Hookers, a mule and a suicidal friend show up at the hotel bash for a school-bus driver getting married.

(R) (2:30) AMC: Mon.

10:15 A.M., Tue.

8 A.M.

(CC) � Bad Influence '90.

Rob Lowe.

A fast-lane stranger befriends a Los Angeles yuppie and slowly makes his life a lurid nightmare.

(R) (1:40) HBO: Mon.

3:10 A.M.

(CC) � Bad News Bears '05.

Billy Bob Thornton.

A single mother recruits a former baseball player to coach a ragtag team of misfit Little Leaguers.

(PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun.

9:20 A.M., 2 A.M.

(CC) � Bait Shop '08.

Bill Engvall.

The owner of a small-town bait shop competes in a fishing tournament for the prize money to save his business.

(PG) (1:30) USA: Fri.

2:30 A.M.

(CC) � The Banger Sisters '02.

Goldie Hawn.

Two former groupies, one with a family, the other with a wild temperament, reunite after two decades.

(R) (2:00) VH1: Tue.

1 A.M.

� Battle at Bloody Beach '61.

Audie Murphy.

A U.S.

civilian supplies Filipino guerrillas with weapons while looking for his lost wife in Manila.

(NR) (1:45) AMC: Wed.

6 A.M.

(CC) � Beau Geste '39.

Gary Cooper.

A British gentleman joins the French Foreign Legion, followed by his brothers.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu.

10 P.M.

(CC) � Beauty Shop '05.

Queen Latifah.

A determined hairstylist competes with her former boss after opening her own business in Atlanta.

(PG-13) (2:00) BET: Mon.

8 P.M.

� Bee Movie '07.

Voices of Jerry Seinfeld.


After he talks to a human florist, a college-educated bee decides to sue the human race for stealing his kind's honey over the centuries.

(PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon.

6:30 A.M., 5:15 P.M., Thu.

2:30 P.M.

(CC) � Before the Devil Knows You're Dead '07.

Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Events spiral out of control when a man ropes his brother into a scheme to rob their parents' jewelry store.

(R) (2:00) TMC: Wed.

10:05 P.M.

(CC) � The Benchwarmers '06.

David Spade.

A millionaire helps three nerdy buddies form a baseball team to compete against all the mean Little Leaguers.

(PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun.

5 P.M., Mon.

8 A.M.

� Beowulf '07.

Voices of Ray Winstone.


After destroying the demon Grendel, a mighty warrior faces an even-more-potent enemy in the form of its seductive, vengeful mother.

(PG-13) (2:10) SHO: Sun.

3:35 P.M., 12:30 A.M., Wed.

8:30 A.M., 7 P.M.

� The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas '82.

Burt Reynolds.

Texas madam Miss Mona and her sheriff boyfriend try to save her Chicken Ranch from a TV muckraker.

(R) (2:30) CMT: Thu.

9 P.M., 11:30 P.M.

� Beverly Hills Cop '84.

Eddie Murphy.

A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer.

(R) (2:30) COMEDY: Sat.

4 P.M.

(CC) � Beyond a Reasonable Doubt '56.

Dana Andrews.

A reporter lets his publisher frame him for murder to show the fallacy of circumstantial evidence.

(NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun.

9 A.M.

(CC) � Bickford Schmeckler's Cool Ideas '06.

Patrick Fugit.

A socially inept but brilliant collegian races to retrieve a notebook containing his personal theories and intellectual revelations.

(R) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue.

4:30 P.M., Wed.

10 A.M.

(CC) � The Big Kahuna '99.

Kevin Spacey.

Three salesmen share their views on life and work as they wait for an important client in their hospitality suite.

(R) (1:35) MAX: Tue.

2:30 A.M.

(CC) � The Big Lift '50.

Montgomery Clift.

One U.S.

soldier warns another about the latter's German girlfriend during the Berlin airlift.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat.

10 A.M.

� Big Momma's House 2 '06.

Martin Lawrence.

An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house.

(PG-13) (2:00) FX: Wed.

10 A.M.

� Billy Madison '95.

Adam Sandler.

An adult goof-off goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company.

(PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Mon.

5:30 P.M., Tue.

7:15 A.M.

(CC) � Bless the Child '00.

Kim Basinger.

A nurse learns her 6-year-old niece possesses special powers that evil people wish to harness.

(R) (1:50) SHO: Fri.

11:55 A.M.

� Blindness '08.

Julianne Moore.

A doctor's wife is one of the only individuals immune to a strange epidemic that causes people to lose their eyesight.

(R) (2:10) STZ: Wed.

5:50 A.M.

(CC) � Blood Work '02.

Clint Eastwood.

A former FBI agent comes out of retirement to find the killer who murdered his heart donor.

(R) (1:55) HBO: Sat.

3:10 A.M.

(CC) � Blow-Up '66.

David Hemmings.

When a young London photographer has some of his pictures blown up, he discovers what appears to be a murder.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri.

3:45 A.M.

(CC) � The Blue Butterfly '04.

William Hurt.

An entomologist takes a woman and her terminally ill son to the jungle to find a butterfly.

(PG) (1:40) ENC: Wed.

2:30 A.M.

(CC) � Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road '06.

Comics Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White perform their stand-up routines.

(NR) (2:30) COMEDY: Sat.

6:30 P.M.

(CC) � Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie '03.

Jeff Foxworthy.

Filmmaker C.B.

Harding captures stand-up performances by Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy.

(PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri.

8 P.M.

(CC) � Blue Demon '04.

Dedee Pfeiffer.

An act of sabotage releases a group of deadly, mutated sharks to wreak havoc in American waterways.

(PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Mon.

10:15 A.M.

(CC) � Blue Streak '99.

Martin Lawrence.

A jewel thief returns to a construction site to retrieve his cache and finds a police station on the spot.

(PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon.

10 A.M., 12:30 A.M.

(CC) � Bob the Butler '05.

Tom Green.

A novice manservant takes a job with a neurotic single mother and her mischievous children.

(PG) (1:35) TMC: Sun.

9:40 A.M., 6:30 P.M., Fri.

8:05 A.M., 4:15 P.M.

� Boiler Room '00.

Giovanni Ribisi.

Eager to win the approval of his demanding father, a young man begins working for a dubious stock firm.

(R) (2:00) ENC: Thu.

4:20 P.M.

(CC) � The Bone Collector '99.

Denzel Washington.

A quadriplegic detective and a patrol cop try to catch a killer re-creating grisly crimes.

(R) (2:30) AMC: Sun.

8 P.M., 1:30 A.M.

(CC) � Bonneville '06.

Jessica Lange.

After her husband's death, Arvilla brings her two friends on a road trip that turns into the journey of a lifetime.

(PG) (1:35) TMC: Tue.

7:10 A.M., Sat.

7:35 A.M., 5:45 P.M.

(CC) � The Book of Beasts '09.

Laura Harris.

A princess seeks the help of Merlin the wizard to save Camelot from an evil force.

(NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat.

3 P.M.

� Boomerang '92.

Eddie Murphy.

A Manhattan playboy gets a new corporate boss, and she treats him the way he has always treated women.

(R) (2:30) COMEDY: Fri.

4:30 P.M., Sat.

9 A.M.

(CC) � Boots Malone '52.

William Holden.

A racetrack regular turns a rich runaway into a winning jockey.

(NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed.

2:30 P.M.

� The Box '03.

James Russo.

(NR) (1:30) SHO: Tue.

1:45 A.M.

(CC) � Braveheart '95.

Mel Gibson.

Enraged by the killing of his wife, Scotsman William Wallace leads a revolt against the tyrannical English king in the 13th century.

(R) (3:45) TNT: Thu.

10 P.M.

(CC) � Brazil '85.

Jonathan Pryce.

A bureaucrat in a future megalopolis notes a fatal error over one man, named Tuttle, and another, named Buttle.

(R) (2:15) ENC: Tue.

12:05 A.M.

(CC) � Breach '07.

Chris Cooper.

The FBI charges a newly promoted employee with the task of finding proof that a renowned agent is a traitor to the country.

(PG-13) (2:30) USA: Fri.

midnight (CC) � The Break-Up '06.

Vince Vaughn.

Former lovers live together as hostile roommates when both refuse to move out of their shared condominium.

(PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sat.

1 P.M.

(CC) � Brick Lane '07.

Tannishtha Chatterjee.

Stuck in a loveless arranged marriage, a Muslim seamstress in London embarks on an affair with a customer.

(PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Sun.

4:05 A.M.

(CC) � Brideshead Revisited '08.

Matthew Goode.

Befriended by aristocrat Sebastian Flyte, Oxford student Charles Ryder finds the family's power and privilege seductive, and he falls in love with Sebastian's sister, Julia.

(PG-13) (2:20) STZ: Thu.

1:40 P.M.

(CC) � Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason '04.

Ren�e Zellweger.

An attractive lawyer and Bridget's former boss threaten her newfound happiness with Mark Darcy.

(R) (2:00) TBS: Sun.

7:20 A.M., midnight.

� Bridget Jones's Diary '01.

Ren�e Zellweger.

An outrageous British woman decides to take control of her life, but instead falls for two very different men.

(R) (1:45) ENC: Wed.

6:15 P.M., 4:10 A.M.

(CC) � Broken '06.

Heather Graham.

Hope is confronting all her mistakes since leaving home and comes face to face with her greatest mistake, Will, her ex-boyfriend, who is determined to win her back even if it kills him.

(R) (1:45) SHO: Tue.

midnight, Fri.

12:30 A.M.

(CC) � Broken Arrow '96.

John Travolta.

An Air Force pilot matches wits with a renegade colleague who is threatening to detonate a pair of nuclear warheads.

(R) (1:50) ENC: Thu.

12:20 P.M., 8 P.M.

(CC) � The Bucket List '07.

Jack Nicholson.

Two terminally ill men leave their hospital ward and set out to complete a list of things they want to do before they die.

(PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Mon.

4 P.M., Sat.

8:20 A.M.

(CC) � Bug '06.

Ashley Judd.

At a rundown desert motel, a woman begins a tentative relationship with a newcomer, which quickly degenerates into paranoia after the man insists that he has tiny insects under his skin.

(R) (1:45) TMC: Thu.

2:50 A.M.

� Bull Durham '88.

Kevin Costner.

A literary baseball groupie romances a pitcher and a catcher on a minor-league North Carolina team.

(R) (2:00) WGN: Tue.

8 P.M.

(CC) � Bulletproof '96.

Damon Wayans.

A mobster's goons pursue a fugitive underling turning state's evidence to an undercover policeman he once shot.

(R) (1:30) MAX: Mon.

1:20 A.M.

(CC) � Bullets or Ballots '36.

Edward G.


A disgraced New York detective joins a racketeer's payroll and sets the syndicate up for a fall.

(NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon.

8 P.M.

� Bunco Squad '50.

Robert Sterling.

A phony medium stops at nothing, including murder, when it comes to bilking the wealthy who mourn lost loved ones.

(NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon.

4 A.M.

� Burn After Reading '08.

George Clooney.

Chaos reigns when a gym employee and her colleague try to benefit from a disc that they think holds state secrets but, really, contains the memoirs of a former CIA analyst.

(R) (1:40) HBO: Sun.

1 A.M., Wed.

3:35 A.M.

(CC) � But I'm a Cheerleader '99.

Natasha Lyonne.

Parents send their teenager to a rehabilitation camp in the desert because they think she is a lesbian.

(R) (1:30) MAX: Thu.

7 A.M.

(CC) � Butter '98.

Ernie Hudson.

A computer whiz suspected of murder seeks an aspiring actress's help to elude killers and the law.

(R) (1:45) MAX: Wed.

midnight (CC) � Bye Bye, Love '95.

Matthew Modine.

Three fathers have a difficult time getting on with their lives after divorce.

(PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Tue.

6:10 P.M.

(CC) C � The Cable Guy '96.

Jim Carrey.

An act of kindness brings a jilted architect the unwanted friendship of an unbalanced cable-TV installer.

(PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun.

6:45 A.M., Fri.

6 P.M.

(CC) � Cannonball Run II '84.

Burt Reynolds.


McClure, his mechanic and other veteran competitors enter another cross-country auto race.

(PG) (2:30) CMT: Wed.

9 P.M., 11:30 P.M.

� Captivity '07.

Elisha Cuthbert.

A supermodel and her male companion try to escape from a psychopath's chamber of horrors.

(R) (1:30) TMC: Mon.

2:45 A.M.

� Carmen Jones '54.

Dorothy Dandridge.

A sultry plant worker drives a wartime soldier to murder in Jacksonville, Fla.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat.

10:15 P.M.

� Carrie '76.

Sissy Spacek.

A social misfit with psychic powers wreaks havoc at her prom to get even with pranksters.

(R) (1:40) ENC: Mon.

10:40 A.M., 8 P.M., Sat.

12:50 P.M.

(CC) � The Case Against Brooklyn '58.

Darren McGavin.

A rookie New York policeman goes undercover to expose a gambling ring protected by bribes.

(NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon.

2:30 A.M.

� Casino '95.

Robert De Niro.

A New York bookie and his pal turn a Las Vegas casino into an empire, then one's money-hungry wife helps bring it down.

(R) (3:00) HBO: Mon.

12:10 A.M.

(CC) � Centipede! '02.

Trevor Murphy.

Cave explorers fight for their lives after becoming trapped with a horde of giant voracious insects.

(PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Tue.

3 A.M.

� Chain Reaction '96.

Keanu Reeves.

Industrial mercenaries sabotage a project that converts water into safe energy, then frame two scientists for it.

(PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue.

4:30 P.M.

(CC) � The Chamber '96.

Chris O'Donnell.

Dark secrets drive a lawyer to defend his Klansman grandfather on death row in Mississippi.

(R) (1:55) ENC: Mon.

12:20 P.M.

(CC) � Cheaters' Club '06.

Charisma Carpenter.

The female patients of a controversial therapist begin to die after she tells them to become adulterers.

(NR) (2:00) LIFE: Wed.

9 P.M.

(CC) � Chisum '70.

John Wayne.

The biggest cattle baron in New Mexico declares war on a land-grabbing outsider around 1878.

(G) (2:30) AMC: Tue.

5:30 P.M.

(CC) � Christie's Revenge '07.

Danielle Kind.

A woman seeks vengeance against the man she blames for the death of her father.

(NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat.

1 P.M.

(CC) � The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian '08.

Georgie Henley.

The Pevensie children return to Narnia, where 1300 years have passed, to help a prince overthrow his evil uncle and restore peace to the land.

(PG) (2:35) STZ: Mon.

9:20 A.M., 9 P.M.

(CC) � Cinderella Jones '46.

Joan Leslie.

The heiress to a $10 million legacy learns that she must marry a genius or forfeit her fortune.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat.

2 A.M.

(CC) � City of Men '07.

Douglas Silva.

Two friends land on opposing sides of a gang war in the slums of Rio de Janeiro.

(R) (1:50) STZ: Tue.

4 A.M.

(CC) � Class Act '92.

Christopher Reid.

Two disparate high-school newcomers trade places, find girlfriends and don't want to trade back.

(PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Sun.

1:10 A.M.

(CC) � Click '06.

Adam Sandler.

An overworked architect obtains a universal remote that allows him to control the world around him.

(PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sat.

10 P.M.

� Cocktail '88.

Tom Cruise.

The hottest bartender in Manhattan leaves his partner, goes to Jamaica and falls for a nice girl.

(R) (2:00) A&E: Sat.

1 P.M.

(CC) � Co-ed Confidential 3: Spring Break 2 '09.

A compilation of sizzling episodes from the erotic series.

(1:30) MAX: Mon.

11:50 P.M.

(CC) � Cold Mountain '03.

Jude Law.

During the Civil War, a wounded Confederate soldier abandons his duties to make his way home to his sweetheart.

(R) (3:30) WE: Sat.

10:30 A.M.

� College Road Trip '08.

Martin Lawrence.

A cop accompanies his daughter on a trip to visit the colleges to which she is applying.

(G) (1:25) STZ: Sun.

1:35 P.M., 9 P.M., Mon.

11:55 A.M.

(CC) � The Color of Freedom '07.

Joseph Fiennes.

Friendship evolves between imprisoned Nelson Mandela and his warden, James Gregory.

(R) (2:00) SHO: Tue.

1:05 P.M., 4:45 A.M.

(CC) � The Color of Money '86.

Paul Newman.

In this sequel to 1961's "The Hustler," Eddie Felson teaches a talented but naive newcomer the tricks of his trade.

(R) (2:30) SPIKE: Sun.

1 A.M.

� The Comebacks '07.

David Koechner.

The unluckiest coach in the history of college football gets one last chance to redeem himself by taking over the worst team and turning it around.

(PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Mon.

1:30 P.M., Fri.

4:30 P.M.

(CC) � The Condemned '07.

Steve Austin.

A death-row inmate from a Central American jail is among the prisoners taken to a remote island for a to-the-death match broadcast live over the Internet.

(R) (2:00) TMC: Tue.

11:45 P.M.

� Coneheads '93.

Dan Aykroyd.

Stranded on Earth, aliens Beldar and Prymaat of Remulak try suburbia with their teenage daughter, Connie.

(PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon.

10 A.M.

(CC) � Constantine '05.

Keanu Reeves.

A man who can see demons helps a skeptical policewoman investigate her twin sister's mysterious death.

(R) (2:30) AMC: Fri.

10 P.M.

(CC) � Coogan's Bluff '68.

Clint Eastwood.

An Arizona lawman comes to Manhattan and shows a detective how to extradite a murderer.

(R) (2:15) AMC: Tue.

1:30 A.M., Wed.

10:15 A.M.

(CC) � Cop Land '97.

Sylvester Stallone.

The sheriff of a small New Jersey police community confronts key men on both sides of a law-enforcement cover-up.

(R) (1:50) ENC: Mon.

9:40 P.M.

(CC) � The Counterfeiters '07.

Karl Markovics.

Nazis force prisoners in a concentration camp to forge currencies in an attempt to destabilize other economies.

(R) (1:50) STZ: Wed.

3:40 A.M.

(CC) � Crashing '07.

Campbell Scott.

A middle-aged author cures his writer's block by sleeping with two collegians.

(R) (1:20) TMC: Sat.

12:45 P.M.

� The Crush '93.

Cary Elwes.

A writer moves into a wealthy family's guest house and befriends a precocious 14-year-old daughter.

(R) (1:35) ENC: Tue.

4:35 P.M.

(CC) � El Cuerno de la abundancia '08.

Jorge Perugorr�a.

Complications arise when a factory worker and his family stand to inherit a fortune.

(NR) (1:50) MAX: Wed.

5:10 A.M.D � The Da Vinci Coed '07.

Gorgeous young women offer enticing moments.

(NR) (1:20) TMC: Thu.

1:30 A.M.

(CC) � Daddy Day Camp '07.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Chaos reigns when two clueless fathers take charge of a dilapidated summer camp and its ill-behaved attendees.

(PG) (1:30) STZ: Sun.

6:50 A.M., 2:30 A.M.

� Dark Water '05.

Jennifer Connelly.

Mysterious events trouble a mother and daughter after they move into a dilapidated New York apartment building.

(PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu.

8 A.M.

� The Darwin Awards '06.

Joseph Fiennes.

A former police detective and a cynical field agent investigate suspicious deaths across the country for an insurance company.

(R) (1:35) SHO: Wed.

noon, Sat.

3 P.M., 4 A.M.

� Dead Birds '04.

Henry Thomas.

Bank robbers take refuge in a haunted Alabama mansion during the Civil War.

(R) (1:35) TMC: Sat.

9 P.M., 12:30 A.M.

� Death at a Funeral '07.

Matthew MacFadyen.

Secret revelations and chaos reign when members of a dysfunctional British family gather to lay their patriarch to rest.

(R) (1:30) SHO: Tue.

8:30 P.M., Sat.

1:15 P.M.

(CC) � Death Race '08.

Jason Statham.

Imprisoned for a murder he did not commit, a three-time speedway champion must compete in a brutal auto race in which the penalty for losing is death.

(R) (1:45) MAX: Sat.

10 P.M., 12:50 A.M.

(CC) � Death Sentence '07.

Kevin Bacon.

A suburban businessman becomes a vigilante after thugs kill his son during a gas station robbery.

(R) (1:50) HBO: Fri.

12:35 A.M.

(CC) � Deception '08.

Hugh Jackman.

After a charismatic lawyer introduces him to an underground sex club, an accountant becomes the prime suspect in a woman's disappearance.

(R) (1:50) HBO: Sun.

3:40 A.M.

(CC) � Definitely, Maybe '08.

Ryan Reynolds.

At his young daughter's urging, a man on the cusp of divorce reminisces about his past romances and has her guess which one became her mother.

(PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon.

9:30 A.M., Thu.

8 P.M.

(CC) � The Departed '06.

Leonardo DiCaprio.

In Boston an undercover cop gains a gangland chief's trust, while a career criminal infiltrates the police force for the mob.

(R) (3:00) FX: Tue.

7 P.M., Wed.

5 P.M.

� Derailed '05.

Clive Owen.

Adulterous lovers must turn the tables on a violent blackmailer to save their respective families.

(R) (2:00) LIFE: Thu.

9 P.M.

(CC) � The Derby Stallion '05.

Sarah Blackman.

Patrick becomes friends with Houston Jones and the pretty new girl, Jill, but faces a tough challenge in Randy, the town bully who has won the race for five years straight.

(PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue.

6 A.M.

(CC) � The Devil and Daniel Webster '41.

Edward Arnold.

A New Englander sells his soul to a Mr.

Scratch and needs Daniel Webster on his side in hell's court.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed.

9:15 A.M.

(CC) � The Devil and Miss Jones '41.

Jean Arthur.

The world's richest man poses as a worker in one of his stores, where a salesgirl opens his eyes.

(NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat.

12:15 A.M.

(CC) � Diamonds Are Forever '71.

Sean Connery.

James Bond, Agent 007, saves the world from Blofeld's space laser and bikini-clad amazons Bambi and Thumper.

(PG) (2:30) USA: Mon.

9:30 A.M.

(CC) � Diary of a Mad Black Woman '05.

Kimberly Elise.

A woman must put her life back together after her husband of 18 years abruptly kicks her out of the house.

(PG-13) (2:30) BET: Tue.

7:30 P.M.

� Dick Tracy '90.

Warren Beatty.

The comic-strip detective woos Tess Trueheart, dodges Breathless Mahoney and chases nicknamed crooks.

(PG) (2:00) TCM: Sat.

5 P.M.

� Dick Tracy '45.

Morgan Conway.

The crime-smashing detective intercedes when Splitface begins murdering the jurors who put him in jail.

(NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat.


� Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome '47.

Boris Karloff.

Based on the Chester Gould comic strip.

A crime-busting detective sets out to capture an evil villain named Gruesome.

(NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat.

3:45 P.M.

� Dick Tracy vs.

Cueball '46.

Morgan Conway.

Detective Tracy lets a speeding train judge the bald strangler.

(NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat.

1:15 P.M.

� Dick Tracy's Dilemma '47.

Ralph Byrd.

Detective Tracy lets high voltage judge a killer fur thief called the Claw.

(NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat.

2:30 P.M.

� Dirty Work '98.

Norm Macdonald.

Unable to find gainful employment, two underachievers establish a revenge-for-hire business.

(PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu.

4:30 P.M., Fri.

11:30 A.M.

(CC) � Disney's Teacher's Pet '04.

Voices of Nathan Lane.


A talking dog poses as a schoolboy and hopes a zany scientist can transform him into a human.

(PG) (1:20) ENC: Wed.

7:45 A.M.

(CC) � A Dispatch From Reuters '40.

Edward G.


German Julius Reuter sends 19th-century news by carrier pigeon and then by wire, founding a news agency.

(NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed.

7:30 A.M.

(CC) � Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood '02.

Sandra Bullock.

Forced to visit her estranged mother in Louisiana, a New York playwright learns about her past through a scrapbook.

(PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Sun.

1 P.M.

(CC) � Dr.

Dolittle '98.

Eddie Murphy.

A 20th-century San Francisco doctor rediscovers his ability to communicate with animals.

(PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri.

6 P.M., Sat.

2 P.M.

� Dr.

Dolittle 2 '01.

Eddie Murphy.

To save an endangered species, a veterinarian who can talk to animals must reintroduce a performing bear to the wild.

(PG) (2:00) FX: Fri.

8 P.M., Sat.

4 P.M.

� Dr.

T & the Women '00.

Richard Gere.

A renowned gynecologist falls in love with a golf pro, as his wife regresses into childishness and his daughter prepares for her wedding.

(R) (2:15) TMC: Sun.

11:15 A.M.

� Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story '04.

Vince Vaughn.

The owner of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.

(PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun.

7 P.M., midnight.

� The Dog Problem '06.

Giovanni Ribisi.

Emotionally troubled and heavily in debt, a man follows his therapist's advice and buys a dog for companionship.

(R) (1:30) ENC: Sun.

4:40 A.M.

(CC) � The Dog Problem '06.

Giovanni Ribisi.

Emotionally troubled and heavily in debt, a man follows his therapist's advice and buys a dog for companionship.

(R) (1:30) TMC: Mon.

9:30 A.M., 5:40 A.M., Fri.

11:30 A.M., 4:30 A.M.

� Double Indemnity '44.

Fred MacMurray.

An insurance man helps a platinum blonde kill her husband, but all does not go as planned.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu.

9 A.M.

(CC) � Dr.

Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! '08.

Jim Carrey.


Horton the elephant's friends and neighbors think he has gone crazy when he claims that a tiny community lives on a speck of dust.

(G) (1:30) HBO: Thu.

9:30 A.M., 6:30 P.M.

(CC) � Dragnet '87.

Dan Aykroyd.

Square Sgt.

Joe Friday and his hip new sidekick nab a pagan televangelist in Los Angeles.

(PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Mon.

7 A.M., Sat.

6:30 A.M.

(CC) � Dragonheart '96.

Dennis Quaid.

A medieval dragon-slayer teams up with his intelligent prey to rid the land of a tyrant who betrayed them.

(PG-13) (2:15) AMC: Wed.

10:30 P.M., Thu.

3:15 P.M.

(CC) � Drop Zone '94.

Wesley Snipes.

A U.S.

marshal turns sky diver to nab a hijacker and his parachuter gang planning to invade the DEA.

(R) (1:45) HBO: Fri.

2:25 A.M.

(CC) � Dude, Where's My Car? '00.

Ashton Kutcher.

Two potheads wake to discover their car missing, their drug stash gone and no memory of the previous night's events.

(PG-13) (1:25) MAX: Sat.

6:50 P.M.

(CC) � The Duel at Silver Creek '52.

Audie Murphy.

A young sharpshooter joins a small-town lawman in his battle against murderous claim-jumpers.

(NR) (1:45) AMC: Sat.

8:15 A.M.

(CC) � Dune '84.

Kyle MacLachlan.

Paul Atreides leads the fight for vital spice on a desert planet in the year 10191.

(PG-13) (2:20) MAX: Wed.

2:50 A.M.

(CC) � Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God '05.

Bruce Payne.

Heroes rise to protect their kingdom after an evil sorcerer steals an orb that controls a slumbering dragon.

(NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat.

9 A.M.E � Eagle Eye '08.

Shia LaBeouf.

Two strangers become pawns of a mysterious woman who threatens their friends and family and uses technology to control their every move.

(PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Sun.

6:45 P.M., Tue.

1 P.M., 9 P.M.

(CC) � EDtv '99.

Matthew McConaughey.

A video-store clerk allows a TV executive to film every aspect of his life for 24 hours a day.

(PG-13) (2:30) USA: Thu.

6 A.M.

(CC) � Edward Scissorhands '90.

Johnny Depp.

A deceased inventor's unfinished creation becomes an instant celebrity when a cheery suburbanite brings him home.

(PG-13) (2:30) A&E: Sat.

3 P.M.

(CC) � The Eiger Sanction '75.

Clint Eastwood.

An art professor must draw on his abilities as an assassin to kill an unknown enemy agent during a Swiss mountain climb.

(R) (2:15) MAX: Thu.

12:15 P.M.

(CC) � 88 Minutes '07.

Al Pacino.

A forensic psychiatrist must use all his skills and training to find the person who issued an ominous death threat.

(R) (1:50) STZ: Mon.

4 A.M., Tue.

10:30 A.M., 5:30 P.M.

(CC) � Elephant Walk '54.

Elizabeth Taylor.

An Englishwoman finds cholera and an American lover on her husband's Ceylon tea plantation.

(2:00) TCM: Wed.

6 P.M.

(CC) � Elizabeth: The Golden Age '07.

Cate Blanchett.

Queen Elizabeth I faces a threat to her rule from Spain's King Phillip II and temptation from charismatic seafarer Sir Walter Raleigh.

(PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Tue.

4:05 A.M.

(CC) � Enchanted '07.

Amy Adams.

Live action/animated.

Banished by an evil queen, a princess from a fairy-tale world lands in modern Manhattan, where music, magic and "happily ever after" are sorely lacking.

(PG) (1:50) ENC: Tue.

2:45 P.M., 10:15 P.M., Sat.

11 A.M., 6:10 P.M., 1:30 A.M.

(CC) � Engaged to Kill '06.

Joe Lando.

A young man dates a teenager whose mother he blames for the death of a previous girlfriend.

(NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat.

11 A.M.

(CC) � Erin Brockovich '00.

Julia Roberts.

A law clerk researching a client's health case stumbles on a cover-up of a contaminated water supply in a desert town.

(R) (2:15) ENC: Tue.

11 A.M., 8 P.M.

(CC) � Evan Almighty '07.

Steve Carell.

A newly elected congressman faces a crisis of biblical proportions when God commands him to build an ark.

(PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun.

2:30 P.M.

(CC) � Everyone's Hero '06.

Voices of Rob Reiner.


A boy begins a grand journey to return Babe Ruth's baseball bat before the deciding game of the 1932 World Series comes to a close.

(G) (2:00) FX: Sun.

8:30 A.M.

� The Ex '06.

Zach Braff.

A chronic underachiever takes a job at his father-in-law's advertising firm and locks horns with his wife's paraplegic former lover.

(PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Thu.

12:30 P.M.

(CC) � Exposed '83.

Nastassja Kinski.

An innocent New York model follows her violinist lover to Paris as he hunts a global terrorist.

(R) (1:45) TMC: Tue.

2:45 P.M.

(CC)F � The Fabulous Dorseys '47.

Tommy Dorsey.

The Pennsylvania brothers argue with each other on their way to fame as big-band leaders.

(NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun.

12:15 P.M.

(CC) � Failure to Launch '06.

Matthew McConaughey.

The parents of a young man who still lives at home hire a beautiful woman to entice him to finally leave the nest.

(PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun.

6 P.M.

(CC) � Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer '07.

Ioan Gruffudd.

Reed, Susan, Johnny and Ben face an intergalactic messenger who has arrived to prepare Earth for destruction.

(PG) (1:30) HBO: Tue.

3 P.M.

(CC) � Fatal Desire '06.

Anne Heche.

A man begins an ill-fated affair with a married woman he meets on the Internet.

(NR) (2:00) LIFE: Tue.

9 P.M.

(CC) � Father Goose '65.

Cary Grant.

A stranded French teacher and her girls join an island beach bum paid in booze to spot enemy planes.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu.

6 P.M.

(CC) � Feast of Love '07.

Morgan Freeman.

Friends explore themes of love, pain and happiness through telling their own life stories.

(R) (1:45) SHO: Wed.

3:45 A.M.

(CC) � Feel the Noise '07.

Omarion Grandberry.

A Harlem rapper and his half-brother hope to become music stars and perform Reggaeton, a blend of hip-hop, reggae and Latin music.

(PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Mon.

7:50 A.M.

(CC) � Femme Fatale '02.

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.

A woman double-crosses her two violent accomplices after they steal $10 million in diamonds.

(R) (1:55) MAX: Sat.

2:35 A.M.

(CC) � Ferris Bueller's Day Off '86.

Matthew Broderick.

A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his buddy's father.

(PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Mon.

8 P.M., 12:30 A.M.

(CC) � Fever Pitch '05.

Drew Barrymore.

A corporate executive falls for an affable schoolteacher obsessed with the Boston Red Sox.

(PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun.

2:30 P.M.

� Field of Dreams '89.

Kevin Costner.

An inspired Iowa farmer builds a baseball field, then sees Shoeless Joe Jackson's ghost and other marvels.

(PG) (2:30) CMT: Mon.

9 P.M., 11:30 P.M.

� Fight Club '99.

Brad Pitt.

Two young professionals create an underground club where men can compete in hand-to-hand combat.

(R) (3:00) AMC: Sat.

8 P.M.

(CC) � Final Destination 2 '03.

Ali Larter.

Death returns to claim the lives of those who did not die in a horrible highway calamity as they were meant to do.

(R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu.

7 P.M., Fri.

3 P.M.

(CC) � The Final Season '07.

Sean Astin.

An inexperienced coach takes charge of the last season of a champion high-school baseball team before the school merges with another.

(PG) (2:00) STZ: Sun.

5:50 A.M.

(CC) � Fingerprints '06.

Leah Pipes.

A series of murders are linked to the tragic deaths of schoolchildren 50 years earlier.

(R) (1:50) SHO: Thu.

2:15 A.M.

(CC) � Fire Down Below '97.

Steven Seagal.

A lone environmental agent takes on ruthless industrialists dumping toxic waste in the Kentucky hills.

(R) (1:45) ENC: Fri.

2:35 P.M., 10:50 P.M.

(CC) � The Firebird '34.

Anita Louise.

A mother takes the blame for her overprotected daughter when she inadvertently kills an elderly actor.

(NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed.

6:15 A.M.

� Fires on the Plain '59.

Eiji Funakoshi.

A gravely ill Japanese soldier tries to hang on to his humanity while his abandoned comrades resort to cannibalism.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun.

2 A.M.

� Firewall '06.

Harrison Ford.

A vicious criminal kidnaps the family of a bank-security expert, forcing him to find a way to break into the theft-proof computer system he designed, to ransom his loved ones.

(PG-13) (2:30) FX: Mon.

10:30 P.M., Tue.

10 A.M.

� The Firm '93.

Tom Cruise.

A law-school grad uncovers a sinister secret about the Tennessee firm that made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

(R) (3:30) AMC: Thu.

8:45 A.M.

� The First Auto '27.

Barney Oldfield.


A man who prefers horses for transportation feuds with his son, who takes to the newly invented automobile.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun.


� The First Wives Club '96.

Goldie Hawn.

Three 50-ish college friends plot revenge after their husbands dump them for younger women.

(PG) (2:00) USA: Sat.

11 A.M.

(CC) � The Flesh and the Fiends '59.

Peter Cushing.

Two supply Dr.

Knox with fresh cadavers for research in 19th-century Edinburgh.

(NR) (2:00) AMC: Sun.

4 A.M.

(CC) � Flight of the Intruder '91.

Danny Glover.

Two Navy pilots hatch a rogue mission to bomb Hanoi with a special low-altitude plane.

(PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed.

6:30 A.M.

(CC) � Flightplan '05.

Jodie Foster.

A widow becomes frantic when her 6-year-old daughter disappears on an airplane traveling from Berlin to New York.

(PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri.

8 A.M., midnight.

� Flipper '96.

Elijah Wood.

A surly child of divorce staying with an ex-hippie uncle saves a dolphin from men dumping toxic waste into Florida Keys waters.

(PG) (1:40) ENC: Wed.

5:50 A.M.

(CC) � Flirting With Forty '08.

Heather Locklear.

A divorcee has a passionate affair with a much younger surfing instructor in Hawaii.

(NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun.

3 P.M.

(CC) � Fly Me to the Moon '08.

Voices of Christopher Lloyd.

Live action/animated.

Three young houseflies stow away on Apollo 11 and help defend the spacecraft from Russian bugs who want to sabotage the mission.

(G) (1:30) STZ: Tue.

5:50 A.M.

(CC) � The Flying Scotsman '06.

Jonny Lee Miller.

In the early 1990s Graeme Obree battles mental illness while chasing his dream of achieving cycling stardom.

(PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon.

11:45 A.M., Fri.

7 A.M.

(CC) � The Fog '05.

Tom Welling.

Residents of a seaside community fall prey to malevolent entities hidden within the thick mist around their homes.

(PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu.

10 A.M.

� Fool's Gold '08.

Matthew McConaughey.

A treasure hunter drags his estranged wife and her boss on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

(PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon.

3 P.M., Thu.

11 A.M.

(CC) � For a Few Dollars More '65.

Clint Eastwood.

A man with no name and a man with a mission hunt a Mexican bandit for different reasons.

(R) (3:00) AMC: Sat.

10 A.M.

(CC) � For Richer or Poorer '97.

Tim Allen.

Pursued by an IRS agent, a wealthy Manhattan couple flee to Pennsylvania and pose as an Amish man's kin.

(PG-13) (2:30) USA: Thu.

8:30 A.M.

(CC) � For Your Eyes Only '81.

Roger Moore.

Agent 007 skis the Alps, skin-dives in Greece and hunts spies with the daughter of a slain agent.

(PG) (2:30) USA: Mon.

2:30 P.M., 1:05 A.M.

(CC) � The 40-Year-Old Virgin '05.

Steve Carell.

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

(NR) (3:00) USA: Fri.

8 P.M., Sat.

3 P.M.

(CC) � Four Brothers '05.

Mark Wahlberg.

Diverse siblings reunite for revenge after learning about the murder of their adoptive mother.

(R) (2:00) TNT: Sun.

8 P.M., 10 P.M.

(CC) � Freddy Got Fingered '01.

Tom Green.

Living in his parent's basement, a 28-year-old loser battles with his father and delves deep into the realm of bad taste.

(R) (1:30) MAX: Thu.

3:15 A.M.

(CC) � Frontier Hellcat '66.

Stewart Granger.

Lawman Old Surehand and his Apache pal Winnetou fight the Vultures, crooks disguised as Indians.

(NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue.

1:30 A.M.

(CC) � The Fugitive '93.

Harrison Ford.

A U.S.

marshal hunts a doctor on the run who was convicted of murdering his wife.

(PG-13) (2:30) A&E: Sat.

5:30 P.M.

(CC) � Full Count '06.

William Baldwin.

Before departing for college, five lifelong friends must help one of their own.

(R) (1:30) TMC: Sun.

3:05 P.M.

(CC) � Funny Money '06.

Chevy Chase.

Henry runs into trouble with his wife, a good and bad cop, and Mr.

Big after accidentally trading his briefcase for one with a million dollars inside.

(R) (1:40) SHO: Sun.

2:25 A.M.G � The Game '97.

Michael Douglas.

A control freak's disreputable brother introduces him to a mysterious game that invades his ordered existence.

(R) (3:00) AMC: Sun.

10:30 P.M.

(CC) � The Game Plan '07.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

A star football player tries to juggle his carefree lifestyle, his team's bid for the championship and the needs of his newly discovered young daughter.

(PG) (2:00) ENC: Mon.

4:20 P.M., 5:30 A.M.

(CC) � Ganja Queen '07.

Australian Schapelle Corby stands trial in Indonesia for smuggling cannabis, and her conviction gets her sentenced to 20 years in prison.

(NR) (1:35) HBO: Thu.

1:30 A.M.

(CC) � Gargoyles: Wings of Darkness '04.

Michael Par�.

Two CIA agents on assignment in Bucharest, Romania, discover an ancient creature has returned to wreak havoc.

(NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat.

2 A.M.

� The Gathering '07.

Peter Gallagher.

A surgeon believes a secret group of witches kidnapped his beloved wife.

(NR) (1:30) MAX: Thu.

1:45 A.M.

(CC) � Gentlemen Prefer Blondes '53.

Jane Russell.

Two showgirls on the lookout for rich eligible bachelors run into numerous complications during a trip to Paris.

(NR) (2:00) AMC: Tue.

6 A.M.

(CC) � George of the Jungle '97.

Brendan Fraser.

A man raised by apes in fictional Bukuvu saves an heiress from death and travels with her to the United States.

Keith Scott narrates.

(PG) (2:00) TBS: Fri.

2:30 A.M., Sat.

6:40 A.M.

(CC) � Ghost Image '07.

Elisabeth R�hm.

A woman's dead boyfriend communicates with her through a video made the night before his accident.

(PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Wed.

6:30 A.M.

(CC) � Ghost Town '08.

Ricky Gervais.

A man who sees spirits finally agrees to a persistent request by one of them to sabotage the impending marriage of his widow.

(PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue.

5 P.M., Fri.

12:45 P.M.

(CC) � Ghostbusters '84.

Bill Murray.

Parapsychologists with nuclear guns go into business ridding New York of poltergeists.

(PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu.

8 P.M., Fri.

3 P.M.

� Ghostbusters II '89.

Bill Murray.

Now the parapsychologists are trying to rid New York of stress-related pink slime.

(PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu.

10:30 P.M., Fri.

5:30 P.M.

� Gidget '59.

Sandra Dee.

A California girl called Gidget spends summer with surf bums called Moondoggie and Kahoona.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun.

2 P.M.

(CC) � Gigli '03.

Ben Affleck.

A female gangster comes to the aid of a small-time counterpart after he kidnaps the brother of a federal prosecutor.

(R) (2:30) FX: Sat.

7:30 A.M.

� Girl With Green Eyes '64.

Peter Finch.

An innocent Irish farm girl moves to Dublin and meets a divorced, middle-aged writer.

(NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue.

1:45 P.M.

� Glitter '01.

Mariah Carey.

A singer develops a volatile relationship with the disc jockey who opened the door to her success.

(PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu.

7:45 A.M.

(CC) � Glory '89.

Matthew Broderick.


Robert Gould Shaw trains and leads an all-black regiment of the U.S.

Civil War.

(R) (2:05) ENC: Fri.

12:30 P.M.

(CC) � The Go-Getter '07.

Lou Taylor Pucci.

After his mother dies, a teen steals a car and sets out in search of his estranged half-brother, keeping in contact with the car's owner via cell phone.

(R) (1:45) SHO: Tue.

4:45 P.M.

� Golden Boy '39.

Barbara Stanwyck.

A violinist turns boxer, egged on by his manager's girlfriend.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu.


� The Golden Compass '07.

Nicole Kidman.

In a parallel world, a girl sets out on an epic quest to save her best friend and other kidnapped children from the magisterium's evil experiments.

(PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Wed.

1:05 P.M.

(CC) � GoldenEye '95.

Pierce Brosnan.

A secret weapon's theft sends Agent 007 to Russia, where a pretty computer programmer helps him track an ex-cohort believed dead.

(PG-13) (3:00) USA: Wed.

11 P.M.

(CC) � Gone Baby Gone '07.

Casey Affleck.

Two private investigators tread dangerous ground as they scour the Boston underworld for a kidnapped child.

(R) (2:00) STZ: Sat.

3:15 P.M., 11:05 P.M.

(CC) � Good Luck Chuck '07.

Dane Cook.

After meeting the woman of his dreams, a dentist must find a way to break a curse that causes each of his ex-lovers to find true love with her next boyfriend.

(R) (1:45) SHO: Sat.

11 P.M.

� Goodbye Again '61.

Ingrid Bergman.

Stranded by her lover, a 40-ish interior decorator in Paris turns to a U.S.

client's playboy son.

(NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue.

11:30 A.M.

(CC) � Gray Matters '06.

Heather Graham.

Unforeseen complications arise when a young woman and her similar brother both fall in love with the same gal.

(PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Wed.

12:35 P.M.

(CC) � The Great Rupert '50.

Jimmy Durante.

A has-been acrobat and his daughter find a squirrel's stash of cash in their home.

(NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu.

11 A.M.

� Grendel '07.

Chris Bruno.

King Hrothgar recruits warrior Beowulf to fight the monster Grendel.

(NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat.

1 P.M.

(CC) � Grilled '06.

Ray Romano.

Two down-on-their-luck meat salesmen land in hot water when their "foolproof" scheme backfires.

(R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu.

10 A.M.

(CC) � Grindhouse '07.

Kurt Russell.

Filmmakers Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez pay tribute to 1970s-era exploitation films with "Death Proof" and "Planet Terror," plus fictitious ads and movie trailers.

(R) (3:20) STZ: Mon.

11:40 P.M.

(CC) � Gun Glory '57.

Stewart Granger.

An ex-gunslinger shunned by townsfolk is the only one who knows how to stop a ruthless cattleman.

(NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue.

10 P.M.

� Guncrazy '92.

Drew Barrymore.

A wild teen helps her convict pen pal get out and find a job, but they wind up as lovers on the run.

(R) (1:40) TMC: Wed.

3:10 P.M., Sat.

4 P.M.

� Gunga Din '39.

Cary Grant.

British soldiers and their water carrier face the Thugs at the Khyber Pass in 1890s India.

(NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu.

2 A.M.

(CC)H � Hamlet 2 '08.

Steve Coogan.

Outraged citizens try to pull the plug on a staging of a lighthearted musical sequel to Shakespeare's tragedy, which has been written by the high-school drama teacher.

(R) (1:40) MAX: Sun.

7:20 A.M.

(CC) � Hancock '08.

Will Smith.

A scruffy superhero protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat.

(PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Fri.

10:30 A.M., 5:40 P.M., 11:30 P.M.

(CC) � Hangin' With the Homeboys '91.

Doug E.


Four bored South Bronx teens spend an eye-opening Friday evening cruising the streets and clubs of Manhattan.

(R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri.

9:30 A.M.

(CC) � Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour in Disney Digital 3D '08.

Miley Cyrus.

The young performer does a musical tour in 2007, with special backstage footage and guests the Jonas Brothers.

(G) (1:20) STZ: Sun.

12:15 P.M.

(CC) � Hansel & Gretel '02.

Taylor Momsen.

Led into a magic forest by their scheming stepmother, two children encounter a witch who wants to eat them.

(PG) (1:35) STZ: Fri.

7 A.M.

(CC) � Happy Go Lovely '51.

David Niven.

A producer casts a chorus girl as the star of his revue hoping that her millionaire friend will invest in the show.

(NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun.

10:30 A.M.

� Hard Target '93.

Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Hired to find a missing person in New Orleans, a merchant seaman becomes the prey of those who hunt men for sport.

(R) (1:40) ENC: Sat.

10 P.M.

(CC) � Hardball '01.

Keanu Reeves.

A sports junkie agrees to coach Little League Baseball in Chicago in order to pay his gambling debts.

(PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun.

10:30 A.M.

� Harold and Maude '71.

Bud Cort.

A 20-year-old heir with a death wish meets a 79-year-old free spirit who knows how to live.

(PG) (1:45) TCM: Tue.

6:15 P.M.

(CC) � Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets '02.

Daniel Radcliffe.

The young wizard and his best friends investigate a dark force that is terrorizing their school, Hogwarts.

(PG) (4:00) ABCFAM: Sun.

12:30 P.M.

(CC) � Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire '05.

Daniel Radcliffe.

Signs of Voldemort's return emerge as Harry's friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europe's best student wizards.

(PG-13) (3:30) ABCFAM: Sun.

7:30 P.M.

(CC) � Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix '07.

Daniel Radcliffe.

When a new professor's inadequacy leaves Hogwarts unprepared to fight the rising tide of evil, Harry teaches a small group of students how to defend against the dark arts.

(PG-13) (2:30) HBO: Tue.

7 A.M., 6:30 P.M., Fri.

9:30 A.M.

(CC) � Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban '04.

Daniel Radcliffe.

The young wizard and his friends confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties to Harry's past.

(PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun.

4:30 P.M.

(CC) � Head Trauma '06.

Vince Mola.

Bad memories of an accidental death torment a slacker as he tries to save his grandparents' run-down house.

(NR) (1:25) SHO: Fri.

10:30 A.M.

(CC) � Heaven '02.

Cate Blanchett.

After falling in love with a widow, an Italian policeman tries to help her kill a drug dealer.

(R) (2:00) TMC: Mon.

6 P.M.

� Held Up '00.

Jamie Foxx.

Yuppie Alex stops for gas at a remote convenience store, gets dumped by his fiancee and becomes a hostage during a robbery.

(PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Fri.

8 A.M.

(CC) � Hellboy II: The Golden Army '08.

Ron Perlman.

Hellboy and his team face an underworld prince who plans to awaken a lethal army and use it to reclaim Earth for his magical kindred.

(PG-13) (2:05) MAX: Mon.

10:30 A.M., 5:45 P.M., Fri.

2:30 P.M., 10 P.M.

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