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Photo: freedigitalphotos.netOk, so reality TV is far from reality.

30 hot bachelors vying for one woman's attention in exotic locations and fantasy dates can't possibly tell you how he is in real life.

But there are a few lessons we can learn from this "most shocking" season ever.It's ok to date guys.

As in plural.

Why waste your time getting to know just one guy, when you can get to know (not sleep with) a few at once? Letting them know, gently, that your time is precious because you are seeing other men sometimes helps up the ante.

Guys are, by nature, competitive.

They want to "win".

If that means your heart, it could be a very positive experience.

Besides, flowers seem to come more frequently when they know you may potentially have another man over at your place.

What better way for him to stake his territory? (Men…Flowers.

Always a good idea.)Nice guys finish last, and that's unacceptable.

Jake is the perfect example of this.

Are there really that many women out there that aren't dying to find someone who is loving, sweet, a gentleman, and to top it off, totally hot?! Bad boys are fun, but the Wes' of the world will always break your heart.

Note the shifty eyes and smirk â€" dead giveaways every time.The high pitched squeal is just as annoying in real life as it is on tv.

Enough said.Most guys can rarely tell you their true feelings.

How many of the bachelors on that show said after they were dumped, "if I had only told her how I felt".

Give a guy a chance and pick up on the smaller clues.

It's going to be hard to get a man to profess his undying love for you like they do in movies/romance novels/etc.

But the awkward "I really like you" just may mean more than it sounds.Men, shorty swim shorts á la Ed? This really takes away from overall hotness.

You might as well be wearing a Speedo, and we all know how tragic that is.

Just say no.There is always a match to fetishes.

Foot fetishes are not so horrible.

At least the guy isn't into being a furry or something equally as weird.

And let's not forget that Mango Mango is an excellent polish color.

Nice taste Tanner!Although we may never know Jake's true intentions for telling Jillian about the Wes girlfriend situation, there is a lesson here.

If someone who cares about you tells you that the other person is shady, it may be in your best interest to listen.

They may be wrong, but it should at least tell you to stay on alert.Excessive amounts alcohol make people say and do stupid things.

Most of us are lucky that it's not captured on national television, but the people in the bar are still laughing.So in summary…date until you find the nice one.

Don't drink too much.

Make sure your pedicure is fresh (men too)! And flowers are always a good idea.
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